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Use the guide below to help choose the best fit for your T-shirt. Measurements are provided in inches and may vary slightly within the stated tolerance.

Measurement Guide
- Width: Measured across the chest, one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
- Length: Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measured from the centre back of the neck to the sleeve hem.
- Size Tolerance: All measurements have an approximate tolerance of ±1.5 inches.
Fit Advice
- For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.
- Compare these measurements with a favourite T-shirt you already own for the most accurate fit.
- If you are between sizes, the larger size is usually the most comfortable option.
Battle of Hastings T-Shirt
14th October 1066. One star. Terrible experience. Harold, 1066.
That's it. That's the review.
The Battle of Hastings didn't just end a reign: it ended the Anglo-Saxon era, reshaped the English language, and set the course of British history for the next thousand years. Harold, by any reasonable measure, had a dreadful afternoon. This tee gives him the last word.
The design frames it perfectly: BATTLE OF HASTINGS in bold distressed red across the chest, a single gold star out of five below it, and the review in clean white type underneath. It takes a moment to land. Then it lands very well indeed.
What you're getting
- DTG printed design in distressed red, gold star rating, and white review text on deep black, clean enough to read at a glance, funny enough to stop someone mid-street
- 100% ethically grown US cotton on a Gildan 5000 blank (5.3 oz, 180 g/m2), so the tee holds its structure and weight properly rather than going thin after a few washes
- Tear-away label for a completely scratch-free, irritation-free wear against the skin
- Classic relaxed fit with a crew neckline, comfortable for castle visits, heritage events, history festivals, or any Tuesday
- Gildan holds membership of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, so every purchase is backed by verified ethical and sustainable production standards
- Free UK delivery included
The gift angle
This one is almost always bought as a gift. History teachers, medievalists, anyone who sat in a GCSE history lesson and thought "someone should make a joke about this", it's specific enough to feel considered and funny enough to actually get a reaction on the day. Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion where "memorable" matters more than "safe."
On sizing
Classic fit, true to standard adult measurements. Size up for a looser feel. Full size guide on the page.
One star. Would not attend again.
Care and Fabric
Fabric 100% US cotton (preshrunk), 5.3 oz/yd2 (180 g/m2). Gildan 5000 blank.
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only if needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Wash inside out to protect the print
