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I’m Not Old, I’m Middle Aged | Medieval T-shirt
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Use the guide below to help choose the best fit for your T-shirt. Measurements are provided in inches and may vary slightly within the stated tolerance.
Measurement Guide
- Width: Measured across the chest, one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
- Length: Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measured from the centre back of the neck to the sleeve hem.
- Size Tolerance: All measurements have an approximate tolerance of ±1.5 inches.
Fit Advice
- For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.
- Compare these measurements with a favourite T-shirt you already own for the most accurate fit.
- If you are between sizes, the larger size is usually the most comfortable option.
Embrace the passage of time with a clever nod to history and a good dose of humour. Growing older is far more entertaining when viewed through the lens of bygone eras, and this garment brings everyday comfort together with light-hearted wit. It makes a brilliant conversation starter for anyone who prefers to take the journey through the decades with a smile.
The shirt itself
The tee is a mid-weight cotton-dominant blend at around 180 gsm, in sport grey and white. It is heavy enough to hold its shape and keep the print sharp wash after wash, rather than going thin and shapeless by next summer.
Fit and sizing
It has a classic, relaxed fit, in sizes S to 5XL. Check the size guide on this page and compare it with a favourite tee you already own. If you are between sizes, go up one for a roomier fit.
Print and care
The design is printed directly onto the fabric. To keep it looking its best, machine wash cold and turn the shirt inside out.
Made, dispatched, delivered
Each tee is made to order by a local print partner, with production taking 2 to 7 business days. Delivery is free worldwide. If you change your mind, you have 14 days from receiving your order to tell us you would like to return it.
Who it is for
Crafted for a relaxed and comfortable fit, this t-shirt suits history enthusiasts, mature learners, and anyone with a penchant for dry wit. It also makes a fantastic, light-hearted gift for a friend or relative celebrating a birthday or simply embracing their middle-aged status with style.