Funny Battle of Hastings T-ShirtConquer your wardrobe with this witty Norman Conquest tee. Perfect for history fans, teachers, and anyone who thinks 1066 deserved a punchline. Printed on soft, comfy Gildan 5000 cotton — available in black or grey, sizes S–5XL.
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“I came, I saw… I got conquered.”
Make history class—or the pub—just a little bit funnier with this witty Battle of Hastings T-shirt. Perfect for history lovers, teachers, students, or anyone who thinks 1066 should’ve come with a laugh track.
Featuring a bold red slogan on a classic black or grey tee, this design gives the Norman Conquest the comedy it never knew it needed. Whether you’re revising for exams, teaching medieval warfare, or just showing off your inner history nerd, this shirt is sure to raise a smile.
Design: Battle of Hastings themed slogan (exclusive to Histories and Castles)
Material: Gildan 5000 – 100% soft-style cotton, DTG (direct-to-garment) printed
Fit: Classic unisex fit – true to size (check our handy size chart!)
Colours: Available in Black or Sport Grey
Sizes: S to 5XL
Care: Machine washable – wash cold, no bleach, low iron if needed
? Free UK & US delivery
? Printed to order – usually dispatched within 2–4 business days
? Easy 30-day returns if you’re not thrilled
History teachers with a wicked sense of humour
Students revising medieval Britain
Reenactment weekend warriors
Secret Normans in hiding
Gift-givers who want to make history fun
? Fun fact: Wearing this shirt doesn’t guarantee victory at Hastings, but it might help you win pub quizzes.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color |
Sport Grey, Black |
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Age |
Adult (13+ years old) |
| Gender |
Please note: Actual colours and placement may vary slightly depending on screen settings and print production. There may also be a slight variation in sizes due to machinery layout or cutting by hand.
