Description

“I came, I saw… I got conquered.”
Make history class—or the pub—just a little bit funnier with this witty Battle of Hastings T-shirt. Perfect for history lovers, teachers, students, or anyone who thinks 1066 should’ve come with a laugh track.

Featuring a bold red slogan on a classic black or grey tee, this design gives the Norman Conquest the comedy it never knew it needed. Whether you’re revising for exams, teaching medieval warfare, or just showing off your inner history nerd, this shirt is sure to raise a smile.

? Product Details:

• Design: Battle of Hastings themed slogan (exclusive to Histories and Castles)

• Material: Gildan 5000 – 100% soft-style cotton, DTG (direct-to-garment) printed

• Fit: Classic unisex fit – true to size (check our handy size chart!)

• Colours: Available in Black or Sport Grey

• Sizes: S to 5XL

• Care: Machine washable – wash cold, no bleach, low iron if needed

? Shipping & Delivery:

• ? Free UK & US delivery

• ? Printed to order – usually dispatched within 2–4 business days

• ? Easy 30-day returns if you’re not thrilled

? Perfect for:

• History teachers with a wicked sense of humour

• Students revising medieval Britain

• Reenactment weekend warriors

• Secret Normans in hiding

• Gift-givers who want to make history fun

? Fun fact: Wearing this shirt doesn’t guarantee victory at Hastings, but it might help you win pub quizzes.