A smiling man with curly hair wears the Allergic to Rats T-Shirt, which displays bold text above a rat graphic and the witty phrase “Allergic to Rats Since 1347” underneath.

A man with curly hair wears a black T-shirt that reads BLACK DEATH in red, with a rat graphic below and ALLERGIC TO RATS SINCE 1347 in white text underneath. The background is plain gray.

T-shirt size chart, titled Histories and Castles, lists sizes S–5XL with chest measurements from 34–64 inches and body lengths from 28–35 inches.

Text graphic with a thread spool emoji and sizing tips: how to measure chest and length, the T-shirt is true to size (not slim fit), made from Gildan 5000, and may shrink slightly after the first wash.

Black text reads: Histories and Castles. T-shirt on Gildan 5000, 100% cotton. Care: Machine wash cold with like colors, do not bleach, iron low if needed, do not dry clean. Laundry symbols included.

Allergic to Rats T-Shirt – Gothic Medieval Magic Humour Tee

Celebrate your historical sense of humour with this Black Death: Allergic to Rats Since 1347 T-shirt. It’s more than just a tee—it’s a nod to history, a hint of satire, and the ultimate medieval statement piece!

Sizes

2XL

3XL

4XL

5XL

Gender

Unisex

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Description

For Those Who’d Burn the Plague Away

In a world crawling with shadows and superstition, some wear their warnings like armour. This bold design is not just a statement—it’s a magical ward in cotton form.

Inspired by Pestilence, Powered by Sarcasm

From plague pits to whispered curses, rats have long been omens of dread in medieval folklore. This shirt playfully channels the paranoia of a darker age—when vermin were feared as messengers of disease and chaos. Whether you’re bewitched by gothic charm or simply allergic to nonsense, this is your satirical shield.

Why You’ll Love It

Bold statement design: “I’m Allergic to Rats” in classic serif type with medieval edge on your Black Death: Allergic to Rats Since 1347 T-Shirt.
Perfect for history buffs, free thinkers, and anyone with a nose for injustice
Made from premium, breathable cotton for everyday comfort with the Black Death: Allergic to Rats Since 1347 T-Shirt.
Durable print that stands up to debate, democracy, and the washing machine
A conversation starter in the classroom, office, or voting queue
Printed on Gildan 5000 – trusted for comfort and durability

Will It Suit Me?

Absolutely. This unisex Black Death: Allergic to Rats Since 1347 T-Shirt comes in a range of sizes and is crafted with soft, comfortable fabric ideal for both casual wear and spirited debate. Printed using high-quality inks that won’t fade faster than a corrupt regime.

Please note: Colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.