A Cheeky Nod to the Elders Among Us

There’s wisdom in every wrinkle—and a fair bit of sarcasm too. This cap celebrates that proudly grumpy, gloriously unapologetic spirit we all secretly admire.

A Cap With Character (and a Warning)

Inspired by classic workwear and vintage military styling, this washed-effect baseball cap doesn’t just shield you from the sun—it makes a statement. Whether you’re buying for yourself or gifting to someone who’s earned their right to be cranky, it’s a playful, wearable tribute to growing older disgracefully. With a pre-curved peak and low-profile fit, it’s comfortable from first wear.

Why You’ll Love It

• Iconic Phrase: The bold “Warning: Grumpy Old Bastard” embroidery adds a dose of humour wherever it goes.

• Vintage Appeal: Washed cotton canvas gives it a well-worn look with modern comfort.

• One Size Fits Most: Adjustable strap at the back means it fits almost all head sizes easily.

• Durable & Breathable: Lightweight yet rugged—perfect for spring strolls or autumn afternoons.

• Conversation Starter: Expect smirks, nods, and the occasional “I need one of those too.”

Thoughtful Details, No Fuss

Made from quality cotton and crafted to last, this cap doesn’t need much looking after—just wear it, love it, and maybe don’t lend it out. Delivery is simple and fast, with free UK shipping included. Not sure it’ll fit? Don’t worry—it’s fully adjustable.

Add a Little Sarcastic Charm to Your Wardrobe

Whether it’s a gift for Dad, Grandad, or the neighbourhood curmudgeon, the Grumpy Old Bastard Print Wash Baseball Cap is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to character—and characters.